hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
This made me smile so much.
"My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love."
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
even olaf has more of an eyebrow game than me and he’s a snowman
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”